I Prefer Not To – Cancer’s Only Rule

One of my many loves in life is math (or as my OZ friends say, maths.)  While I’ve never been particularly great at calculation (speed and place value are not my thing) I love the  logic of math and following the rules and arguments that move you from point a to point b.  Along those lines, I like to decide when I hear opposing viewpoints if they appeal to that logical side of my brain causing me to want to dig and research to determine if the evidence is credible or if they appeal more to my emotions. At the moment, my logical brain and my emotional brain are at war as I am faced with yet another choice less choice.

I am cancer free. For all intents and purposes, the chemotherapy did its job. When I finished chemotherapy not quite a year ago, I was re-scanned, and the cancer was gone.  No trace of it. The months of no energy, no appetite, mouth sores, endless diarrhea and vomiting, brain malfunction, and general exhaustion that is chemotherapy worked. The fight was worth it.

To be on the safe side, just in case that lil-bastard cancer was hanging around on a microscopic level, I scooped out all the tissue around the area that might have been infected by way of mastectomy.  Although my surgeon at the time, told me it would only reduce my risk of re-occurrence by 3-5% and it was not considered a significant enough risk to be mandated as “medically necessary” I opted for a bi-lateral mastectomy. That is, as a matter of extra precaution, I took out both sides, just in case a similar mutation was even thinking about forming, despite having no genetic markers. All of it, scooped out like ice cream. Gone.  Again, the fight was worth it.  The end’s justified the means.

The only thing left was skin.  While not probable, it was possible that a microcosm of cancer was hanging out somewhere in my skin.  Again, not probable just possible.  As another layer of precaution (because we can’t just kill something we have burn it). Despite my beginning to question the medical necessity of this, I did it.  I figured the procedure had been refined enough and enough data had been collected that it was more safe to do radiation than not to.  I mustered up my courage and I enlisted for six weeks of radiation camp.  Every day, I marched in and allowed myself to be burned over and over and over. I endured pains in unmentionable places that would disturb a P.O.W.  But, the battle was worth it.

My doctors recommend that we throw every weapon we had against cancer and I agreed.  I have fought my fight.  There is simply a part of me that thinks if we haven’t got it by now, we aren’t going to.  It’s either there to stay of gone for good.

However, a new weapon has emerged.  As an extra, extra, extra  preventative measure to keep the cancer from coming back, there is this new medication that was recently (as in the last 6 months) approved by the FDA that my oncologist is now encouraging me to take.  Folks, this medication might be the devil.  I say that because all test results indicate that it will cause Linda Blair Exorcist level reactions. It has all of the exciting side effects of chemo, except for losing your hair.  Not only are these side effects possibilities the way they were with chemo, they are now more like probabilities given the research and  everything I know about how my body reacts.  In other words, it’s pretty much a guarantee I’d be putting my body through a war zone all over again… for a year.

I’m not the kind of person that is quick to judge so I pulled up my old friend Google and did a fairly significant amount of reading and research.  Don’t get me wrong,  I don’t want to be mistaken for thinking that I know more than my doctors.  I do however want to have an informed opinion in order to make a decision.  My oncologist shared that the reason she is suggesting it is because studies indicate that the drug might lower my chances of the cancer returning somewhere in the neighborhood of 2-3%.  (It’s interesting to me that while a double mastectomy lowering my chances by 3-5% wasn’t medically necessary taking this heinous medication that might help prevent it’s return by 2-3% somehow is but that’s besides the point.)  According to my oncologist this is one more weapon we have now to help me prevent cancer’s return.  That is her job and I appreciate her for doing it.  That said, it’s my decision to make as to whether or not I want to take it.

After reading all I could about the drug, speaking to as many credible sources as I could find and much careful consideration it seems to me this medication is being prescribed because it can be.  The drug is approved, insurance will pay for, it can be a treatment, therefor it is.

But should it be my treatment?

While trying to make the decision of what to do a friend said to me I would have that “shower moment” where the answer becomes clear.  She was right.  I did have that shower moment it just happened to be in a pool. It dawned on me that while it’s tempting to ask, what would you do? The only thing that matters, is what would I?  Am I the kind of person that is more guided by fear that cancer might come back? Or, am I the kind of person that could decide to stop fighting and be okay with it?

Since day one, I have said there is no wrong way to do cancer.  It is your fight to fight, as fiercely as you need, as bravely as you can, for as long as your body says, “fight it.”

While there is no wrong way to have cancer, the one rule to cancer is, when you’re done fighting, you’re done fighting, and that needs to be okay.  It is by far the hardest decision you will ever have to make.

This decision is the worst because it not only weighs on you but on those who love you the most. It requires an act of the most selfless love to say, “I respect your right to stop fighting.”

What do people with cancer need?  We need you to love us enough that when (and if) the time comes when we tap out, you will let us rest without feeling like we let you down.

The truth is, hanging up our gloves and being done fighting is harder on those who love us than it is for us.  While it’s tempting for those who love us the most to encourage us to keep fighting, sometimes what we really need is for you to tell us it’s okay if we want to stop.

My a-ha moment was realizing that I was defending my right to say,  “I’m done.”  I wish to say thank you, but no thank you. I am done fighting for now. Call me Bartleby the Scrivener but I prefer not to.

It’s the right decision for me at least for now.  As a friend said, “whatever decision you make you just need to be resolute about it.”  She’s right.  While it is not without the possibility of cancer one day returning, I believe that I have taken enough steps to try and prevent it.  I’ve fought my fight and I’ve earned the right to stop for as long as I need to.

I might in a month decide I’m ready to fight again and I want the additional possible prevention.  I might a year from now be forced to come out of cancer retirement and fight again.  Hopefully not, but I’ll make that decision when and if I’m ever faced with it. Other’s aren’t always so lucky, they don’t have as many options.  For some, making the decision to stop fighting has more immediate and permanent consequence.  It’s a decision I’ve seen many time through my journey and it’s the most taboo of all the awful decisions people fighting cancer have to make.

When fighting cancer, when do you earn the right stop?  This is the question we don’t prepare people for and no one is quite comfortable dealing with.

No one’s opinion of what they think they would do when faced with a choice-less choice is more important than the person who actually has to make one. After heavy consideration, I’ve made my choice.  It has to be the right one.  But, I suppose that if I’m wrong, and the worst thing that could happen did, what I’d want more than anything is for those who love me to tell me I didn’t disappoint them by choosing to stop when I needed to.

Be resolute in your decision, and as a friend said, if you’re wrong then you can plan your own fucking-funeral. But when you really think about it, what could be cooler than that?

The New Puppies

Having breast reconstruction surgery is a lot like getting a new puppy.  Who doesn’t like puppies?  Who doesn’t like boobs?   It’s exiting to welcome a new puppy to the home.  You know it will change things but you hope it’s going to be for the better.

The decision to do reconstructive surgery and the decision to get a puppy have many similarities.  When you first decide to add a new puppy to your life you do some research and try to decide the best breed is for you.  Picking out your new boobs is a freakishly similar process.  Would you like your boobs made out of silicone, saline, or your own tissue?  There are pro’s and con’s to each of the options just as there are to the many breeds of dogs.

The length of time it will take to train the dog is important as is the length of time you want to devote to recovering from surgery.  The amount of maintenance and upkeep you want to invest in varies as much with which method of reconstruction you choose as it does with the breed of dog you pick.

With a dog, you hope to get one that matches your personality and lifestyle.  What breed is the right size for your house and yard?  With boobs, you ask similar questions.  What size is right for you?  Do you want to be the size you were? A size larger or smaller?  What are your options?  In both cases,  you make your best educated guess, commit, and hope for the best.

After all, once you bring the puppy home, you’re stuck with it for the next 15 (or more) years.  This is also true of breast implants.  In both cases there’s a good chance they will pass in your lifetime and you’re going to have to decide what to do then.  But that’s more then a decade down the road.

In a worst case scenario, when it comes to a dog, if it doesn’t work out you have the option to re-home it.  When it comes to your choice of doing the reconstruction, there are no take-backs.  I suppose there are more surgeries you could have to try and fix something if it goes wrong, but like having to re-home a dog, it comes at a cost.

Reconstruction is a major step toward recovery.*   Breast reconstruction is the stage where you are ready to start healing.  You take stock of all you’ve been through and choose to welcome in new energy.   Of course, just when your life was starting to get back to normal this means one more surgery which means more pain, more scares, more risk of infection.  Just like a puppy, it’s going to be a bit of work at first.

Hopefully, all goes well and you make fast friends.  With any luck you’ll be bringing the puppy out for a walk and resuming normal life before you know it. Yes, new puppies are an exciting new adventure.

Fingers crossed it all goes well.


*I should also note that choosing NOT to get a dog is also an option.  There is nothing wrong with that.  There are plenty of cat people in this world.


People ask me how I’m doing and I don’t know what to say.  How am I doing?  It’s a loaded question because it assumes that I have a scale of what normal is that I could base my response on.  But, I don’t remember what normal feels like anymore.

How am I in relation to being terrified that the next step in my journey is going to be infinitely worse than the one before?  Good, really good! The worst is over.  I am grateful and humble every day that I will walk away from this battle.  Do I have battle scars?  Yes.  But I’m still walking away and that is the greatest gift ever.

How am I in relation to who I was?  Different, really different and that takes some getting used to. Have you ever dropped a cup or a dish on a tile floor and watched it shatter? The last year of my life has been the slow motion decent toward the inevitable crash. I try not to be quiet from too long because the moment of impact replays over and over in my mind.  I relive the sound and fear of the shatter and watch the pieces skid across the floor.  One day, I’ll probably put it to music and make peace with it, but I am not there yet.  Healing comes in stages, and I’m not ready to dance with the crash, not yet.

For now, I am focused on picking up the chunks.  Thankfully, I have an incredible group of friends and family to help me search the floor, sweep up the mess, and find the scattered shards.  For now, I am looking at my pile of broken parts and trying to figure out what I should do with it.  I have a couple of options.  I could try to glue it back together.  I have enough of the chunks that I could probably make them into a cup again.  Sure, it will always have cracks and scars and I don’t know how functional it would be. But at first glance, if you don’t look too closely, you might not notice.

But that really isn’t me. In all truth an honesty, there is no going back.  I could try to put the pieces together but I’m not the type of person that can live a cracked and broken life. If I’ve learned nothing else I’ve learned that life is short and precious.  I’ve learned to make every minute count because there are far less of them than anyone expects.

So, I am left with option number two, make a mosaic.  When you can’t go backwards, go forwards. Take the pieces that remain and turn them into something new.  Maybe how I’m doing isn’t nearly as important as what am I doing?  I’m working on picking up the pieces of my life, taking stock of what is there and what is missing, considering my options and ultimately working on making something new.



I know history is a difficult and boring subject for most but since our schools are closed today, I thought I’d take a moment for some thought and reflection.

Remember way back, and I know it’s a struggle, but try and picture February 14, 2018.  Remember that day?  You might because it was Valentine’s Day.  Perhaps you enjoyed some overpriced roses and chocolate that day.   In the media frenzy and chaos of Valentine’s day, it would have been easy to miss it but that was the day we first started discussing on a national level the notion of arming the teachers.

Remember it now?  That’s right, the Parkland Florida shooting. The rhetoric surrounding that day was incredible, the memes amusing.

No matter where you fell in that discussion, everyone had an opinion. So what was the result?  Protests were held, people got angry, more protest were held, people protested the protests, and people got louder and angrier. A lot of energy went into this.

It didn’t take long before the teachers spoke up. “Wait a minute, you want to arm me?  Let’s talk about what you’re going to arm me with.” The dam burst. Years of low pay and declining funding and resources came flooding through. Teachers, realizing their job description had slowly been shifting to glorified babysitter at best and armed guard at worst started to come out of the closet and proclaim, this is not what I signed up for.  The fire spread.  Then, as fires do, it jumped the road.

We began to forget about the devastation of Parkland, the damage was done, the debate gridlocked.  Sure, there were tears and speeches and protests, but what of that now?  Nothing. History, moved forward.  A new fire began to burn.

Within weeks the thought had spread like a virus. We can’t control guns so arm the teacher’s with funding and resources.  Of course money doesn’t come out of thin air, and if you’re a capitalist there is always money to be made.

The teachers began demanding more.  More counselors.  Smaller class sizes so we have the opportunity to know our students better. We have more students in our classroom than we have desks.  By-the-way, have you seen our desks?  Half of them are broken.  We will take a bullet for your child if we have to (we’ve proven that) but please, we would really prefer to not have that happen.  We are overwhelmed, overworked, and grossly underpaid.

So what happened?  The teachers started protesting. Signs were made, marches were held, slogans were born.  Before you knew it a whole new campaign was launched.  Support public education.  We love insignia it identifies us and unites us, ribbons, pins, wear red.  #RedforEd

The idea of supporting education in and of itself is not controversial.  After all, I prefer uneducated, easy to manipulate masses is not a popular platform.  While it may be true, no one can come right out an say it.  That’s why they call it politics.

The plot thickens, and here’s where it starts getting good so, pay attention. (You might want to take notes on this.)

April 12, 2018.  With very little resistance the governor of Arizona takes to the news announcing, we will pay teachers more! A lot more.  Teachers will have a 9% pay raise by next school year. (Folks, that’s three months away, other than mobilizing for war, when has our government ever pulled anything off in three months?)  He promises a 20% pay raise over the next three years. He takes to the news among a back drop of clapping Arizona school Superintendents and school leaders and proclaims, “Now we know that there are other needs in public education so there will be no shell games.  This investment is in addition to the $371million dollars in district additional assistance which will provide flexible funding for Arizona’s schools most pressing needs, fixing school infrastructure, modernizing curriculum, school busses… updating classroom technologies.” (Governor Ducey 2018).

Skeptical, the teachers ask, where is this money coming from?

The Legislature has to approve tax increases.

Is that going to happen?

Probably not.

#RedforEd is a pretty good slogan, and it already has momentum. The teachers press on playing the last card they have, we’re going to walk out.

No response from our governor.

We mean it, shout the teachers.  We’re outta here.

No response from our legislature.

The teachers wear t-shirts, stand on the sidewalks holding signs before and after school, and hand out flyers.  The idea of walking out becomes more real.  The teachers vote, should we walkout?  Will we really do this?

School administrators begin to crunch the numbers based on the information they have.  Will we be able to remain open if the people who say they will walk out actually do?

No response from our government.

Schools realize they can’t stay open and tell their employees not to come to work. It no longer matters if you were planning to walk out or not.  The schools have crossed the threshold of what they can handle safely, they must close their doors.  They make as many provisions as they can for as many students as they can.  They warn parents as best they can and tell them, prepare now our doors will be closing.

Finally, our government speaks up.  Our brilliant Superintendent of education takes to the news and threatens to go after teacher’s certificates if they walk out.  (Like the student who raises their hand after explaining the directions twelve times and asks, “what are we doing?”  It is painfully obvious someone missed the lesson and needs remediation as this is so jaw-droppingly stupid it’s difficult to grasp.)  Who is walking out and who is just following directions?

Thursday, April 26, 2018.  The schools fall silent.  A day without a teacher.  A day where we seek not to put new information into our brain, but rather to reflect on the information that is already there.  After all, knowledge is not the information itself, but rather what we make of it.

By looking to our history, can we predict our future? What will come of this? What will be our history lesson? Who will benefit?  Who will profit?  What will be the cost?

The schools are closed today, but that doesn’t mean that education must stop.  Pause here for reflection.  Form your own thoughts.  This is the job of a teacher.  We do not have the right answers, but we do seek to help others learn to ask the right questions.


Extension of learning.  If you feel so compelled, read on.

Homework, never present a problem without a solution.  WARNING:  If you don’t know what the word satire means, look it up.

May 1, 2018 – Breaking news, in a bizarre full-circle turn of events Arizona legislature teams up with Arizona schools #RedforEd movement and the NRA to propose the first ever gun tax for public education.  You heard that right.  The only thing Arizonans loves more than their guns, is their kids.  Much like a cigarette tax, Arizona is taxing all things associated with firearms in order to raise money to fund teacher salaries and the schools “most pressing needs.”  While early talks considered following the example of Colorado and taxing marijuana, Arizonan’s found the subject to be too controversial.  However, after much reflection Arizonans determined that guns was a more palatable and agreeable topic.  In doing so, they have come to believe that the best kind of gun owners are the educated kind and are aiming to be the first to set a higher standard.  In an unprecedented historical move, Arizona citizens and legislatures have agreed to fire up a knowledge tax on guns.

 Happy Thinking!


Written April 26, 2018








You Look Radiant

If you ever find yourself with cancer you might get the distinct pleasure of getting to experience radiation as part of your treatment. As it turns out, the decision of whether or not to do radiation is based on your initial pathology. It doesn’t matter how well your body responds to chemotherapy or if the cancer is no longer visible when they cut out the infected tissue.  If radiation was decided in the beginning, radiation is what you get.

Medicine is not an exact science.  Although there is much we know and much we have learned, sometimes the best we can hope for is just statistical guesses, best practices, and the standard of care. Over time, statistics have shown that women with XYZ type of breast cancer have a better statistical chance of it not coming back if they do radiation.  At best, radiation is a balancing act and a bit of a guessing game. As it turns out, studies indicate that the magical number of radiation treatments that the body can endure without getting completely poisoned is about 30, that’s the threshold.  Or, that’s just what insurance will pay for.  You aren’t completely sure.

Radiation is cumulative.  You need to build it up in your system, over time.  The best way to do this is to go every day, Monday through Friday, (not the weekends because everyone could us a little break) for six weeks. But if you wait much more than a couple of days in between sessions, your skin might start to heal, and that’s not what you want.  After all, the point of radiation is to burn you.  The doctors are looking for specific burns on your skin.

In the past they would make a map of where to burn victims patients, by tattooing them, now they use sharpies and stickers. When you first see the radiation map on your skin it looks like that time you got drunk, passed out, and since your friends are assholes you wake up with sharpie all over you. (Except there are no penis’ drawn on you, just a bunch of dots and lines in different colors.)

It’s a treasure map for the pirates of radiation, except instead of digging, that’s where they’re going to burn you.   You of course protect this map with your life. You do everything in your power to keep it from rubbing off, washing off, sweating off, oozing off, and finally peeling off when your skin can’t take it anymore.  Every day you inspect the map, and try to re-stick stickers or re-draw dots and lines that might be fading.

Radiation treatment is a controlled burn. Like firefighters taking to the forest floor before burn season, you are spraying all of the surrounding area with a flame thrower trying to prevent any seeds that may have spread from taking root.  It’s very precise, it has to be because one or two millimeters in the wrong direction and you risk burning your heart, or lungs, or esophagus.  So no matter how much it hurts, or how badly you are in pain, you lie very still on the table and hold your breath when they tell you to.  You let them burn you over and over again, for twenty minutes, every day, for six weeks.

You’re unique cancer journey can be explain like this, cancer is an unwanted tree growing in your backyard, chemotherapy is like putting poison in the ground.  The tree soaks up the poison and hopefully dies. Next, surgeons come in and remove the tree.  They cut it down, and scoop out as much of the roots around it as they can. Then, they remove the places the roots might have spread. Surgery is the cutting down and removal of cancer tree.  After surgery, you are technically “cancer free” as long as they don’t see any more signs of the tree. The final step in your fight is to take flame thrower to any area the wind may have spread a seed.  At the microscopic level, cancer could be hiding in the skin, just waiting to take root and grow again.  The best way to ensure that doesn’t happen, is to burn the skin and the tissue underneath in all the surrounding areas.

It’s funny, at the time of diagnosis everyone dreads chemotherapy. It comes first, and it’s by far the most notable.  It gets all the top billing.  But radiation is like going to a concert where don’t know the opening bands, all you know, is the headliner.  You decide to go early check out some new music.  The opening band comes on and your world is rocked.  You are their newest, biggest fan. You head straight to their merch table and can wait to get your hands on a shirt.  Amazed, you are changed for life.  Then you go on with the show and enjoy the headliner you came to see. It isn’t until after the concert that you realize that while the headliner was good, it was exactly what you expected.  It was the unexpected opening band that really blew your mind because you never saw it coming. Chemotherapy is defiantly the headliner, but radiation is the unexpected opener that kicks your ass in ways you never dreamed possible.  Everyone seems to think if you made it through six months of chemotherapy, and you made it through surgery, radiation is just a drop in the bucket!  Insert Trump GIF Here, “Wrong.”

In the sickest of cruel jokes, you are given about ten weeks to recover from the most horrendous trauma of your life, a double mastectomy.  To be fair, it’s just to let your skin heal, it’s going to take you a lot longer to fully recover.  But your body has about ten weeks to get over it.  The first six are the worst.  Amid heavy pain-killing medications are draining tubes that have to be milked, spit baths, and weekly injections of saline to stretch your skin draped over the expanders that are stitched to your pectoral muscles. But as you move into your seventh week post-surgery, the pain subsides.  The skin has scabbed over where the tubes were removed a couple of weeks ago. You have weaned yourself off of the heavy pain medications and are now only taking Tylenol a couple times a day. You’ve gone back to work and have started to feel somewhat normal again. You’ve survived a war zone and earned two-weeks leave. It’s so amazing after that after a six-month tour, you have this reprieve.  You go out, start to see your friends again, life as you once knew it flows back and you see a flicker of it once was.

You are now eight weeks post-op.  Your skin will not be stretched any more, it’s time to start radiation. You tell yourself, it’s only six weeks. No problem. The doctors say you probably won’t even feel anything for the first couple of weeks.  Derby up, you got this.

The first three weeks of radiation pass by.  You’ve noticed that you have started to get tired again, but this is a different kind of tired than it was before. This isn’t sickly like chemotherapy.  You don’t feel like you have the perpetual flu, it feels more like you go to the gym every night, and people take turns punching you. Radiation doesn’t hurt at the time.  It’s more like an intense workout, about 20 minutes after you’ve finished, you start to feel the burn.  You’re tired after your workout and try to sleep it off.  You hope you’ll feel better in the morning.  And you kind of do.  For the first three weeks, you actually do feel a little better in the morning.  But this has become your existence. Every day you go to work and attempt to live your life, and then every night you go to the gym and let people take turns punching you.  Day in, day out, Monday through Friday, for six weeks.

About three-an-a-half weeks in you start to notice the burn doesn’t fade overnight anymore. It’s red, warm to the touch and a little itchy. You can see the pink building up on your chest and underneath your arm.  By the time you are four weeks into radiation treatment, the areas that were pink are now red, and the Aloe vera doesn’t help the burn for more than a few seconds. You are exhausted from your daily ass-kicking.  (This is no longer a daily workout, this is just a daily ass-kicking.)  By five weeks in, it feels like the pain has gone from linear to exponential growth almost overnight.  It wakes you up in your sleep and there is no way to get comfortable.  By the end of the fifth week you have started to blister and peel in areas where the skin isn’t as thick.  The name of the game becomes prophylactic care and you try to keep as much of your skin as possible from blistering and rubbing off. There is no longer a comfortable way to sit or lay down, and standing is just out of the question.

You begin your sixth week. You’re body has been to hell and back. In the last eight months, you have been poisoned, stabbed, beaten, and burned alive.  You have one more week. Only a crazy person would go back for more.  Who in their right mind would show up?  But Monday is coming.

It has only been with the help of some really good friends and of course your family that you’ve made it this far.  They have held your hand for the last eight months and have journeyed with you to these, the last three weeks which are the hardest, cruelest, most intense and awful piece of this entire experience. You’ve almost made it to the end, but you have nothing left to give.  You have done your best to fight, but you are tired of fighting.  You are tired of hurting, and the pain is like nothing you have ever experienced.

You will never figure out the words to say thank you to the people who are there for you. It blows your mind how in this, the last stretch of this horror-marathon, the people who love you the most step forward, hold you up, and carry you across the finish line. They take the day off work and come stay by your side and cuddle up and watch a movie.  They make you laugh when all you want to do is cry.  The pain your toenails.  They become your own personal lyft and grub hub.  They take you to your appointments and feed you, and they take care of your kids (both two and four legged).  If they can’t be there in person, they message you let you know they are rooting for you every step of the way.  They are the friends who tell you not to worry about anything, to just take care of yourself.  They tell you to stay focused on just getting through it, and they mean it.

You are NOT alone in this war.  You are at the point where you are blistering and peeling and hurting 24 hours a day, but you have back up. You have people in your corner backing you up, dragging you forward, and cheering you on.  They remind you every step of the way that you can do it.  Somehow, with a little help from your friends and family, you will manage to woman up and show up on Monday, for your sixth, and final week of ass kicking. That, is beating cancer.  You’ve gone from three weeks down to one.  You have seven more treatments to go. Barring something horrific (like having to get mapped again because your skin is now so blistery and peeling you can’t keep the map on) you will be done in seven sessions.  You’re down to single digits. 7…..6……5……4….3..…2…..

See you at the finish line.

*Fingers crossed*

 Tuesday, March 13, 2018. 


MD Anderson Cancer Treatment Center in Gilbert. 1st Floor, Radiation and Oncology.

Fried Shrimp! – Forgiving the Bitches that Betrayed Me

A double mastectomy is an incredible loss. No, it’s not just loss it’s worse than loss, it’s betrayal of the worst kind.  It’s the kind of betrayal that can only come from someone you thought was your friend only to discover you were wrong. The kind of loss that leaves you with questions.  If you were ever my friend, how could you act like this?  How could you put me through this?  The type of loss where you start to question yourself, how did I not see it sooner?

But after all the tears and the anger there comes a day of reckoning. A day when you look at yourself in the mirror and decide to accept the situation as it stands now.  You run your fingers along your wounds and take note or your scares. There’s a sad almost poetic elegance to them. They haven’t cut you too deep.  In fact, in some places you can hardly tell at all.  Of course, you’ll never be the same.  It’s possible that one day you may opt for prosthetics or tattoos, but all the cosmetics in the world can’t erase the past.

The problem with burning bridges is they can’t be unburnt.  There is no possible way you will ever be able to go back to the way you were.  You’re only choice now is to build a new bridge.  It’s the only way you’ll ever be able to move on.  Holding on to anger and hurt keeps you in a painful place, one you have come to realize you no longer have time for. Life is just too short.  Cancer has taught you to respect the fact that at any moment it all can change. It gives you a profound perspective on what is important and more importantly what isn’t.

But how does one forgive the unforgivable?  How do you come to terms with having been wronged and somehow manage to let it go?  It’s so much easier to simply avoid or put on a brave face and act like you don’t notice.  It’s easier to bundle your feelings up and stuff them in a drawer or sweep the under the rug.  After-all, how do you stare down the pain of betrayal and make it okay?

The first conversation after a painful breakup is always awkward.   Starting a conversation after you’ve been hurt is no easy task.   There are some things you just can’t apologize for.  There is nothing that could be said that would make you whole again. There are no right words.

Fried Shrimp!  It’s the only thing to say when you’ve had an awkward break up and don’t know what to say.  Seriously, try it some time.   (Thank you Iliza Shlesinger for that tip!)   Fried Shrimp works wonders. It’s fine that it doesn’t make any sense because the only thing worse than an awkward first conversation, is perpetual sadness.  The first step to forgiving is recognizing it’s time to not be sad anymore.  The worst of it is over.  You don’t want to dwell there anymore, it’s time to move on with your life.  It’s time to let go of your hurt.

Sometimes to truly let things go, you have to embrace them.  Just look them in the eye, smile, walk right up, chest to chest, wrap your arms around them and squeeze. (Hopefully, not too tight because it’s a little painful.) It will never be like it was, that time in your life is over.  As fun as it was, it ultimately grew unhealthy and nearly tragic. You’ve had to accept the fact that removing a part of you was simply doing what needed to be done.

Breath.  The letting go is hard.  Sometimes letting go is harder than hanging on.  But, you have a choice.   The situation is what you make of it, you can continue to let it hurt you or you can choose to feel something else.  Once you’ve had cancer, it’s never very far from you mind. You develop a sense of gratitude for the moments. You become grateful to still be here, to live another day, to tell your story. You are one of the lucky ones.  Not everyone is so very lucky.

Only then do you recognize the awesome power of forgiveness.  Forgiveness, is a personal choice one only you can decide if and when to give.  The beautiful thing about forgiveness is you can give it, even if it isn’t being asked of you.  Sure those bitches betrayed you, but it’s not worth the energy it takes to remind yourself how much they hurt you every time you think of them. It’s time to make peace or at least make civil because thankfully, life goes on.

Cancer has a funny way of putting things in perspective.  It touches too many lives.  It’s a bit ironic that cancer is the ultimate common ground.  No matter how significant the rift is, cancer has a way of reminding us that there’s only one kind of people in this world, people who die. (If you’ve never listened to the song One Kind of People by Amigo the Devil you should seriously look it up on YouTube.)

Finally, you have found humor.  Once you have learned to laugh again you can step back to take in your new form and wonder what the final stage of reconstruction will look like.  Gradually, the fear subsides and you realize it’s going to be okay.  As you stare in the mirror and wonder it hits you, the way they left that one piece of skin… you burst into song, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGE BOB SQUARE TITS!  There is no greater medicine than the ability to look at yourself and laugh.

You take a moment and just marvel.  The doctors really can do amazing things. Hell, with no nipples you kind of look like a Barbie doll.  WOW, with those expanders in there you kind of feel like a Barbie doll.  Suddenly, the awkward first conversation stops being awkward and becomes acceptance.

Here, feel my boob. No seriously it’s cool, our relationship has changed.  It’s more like a hands-on science experiment and it is genuinely fascinating.  The human body is truly amazing but only half as amazing as the human mind.  Our ability to lose, to grieve, to evolve, to choose what we make of every situation is a gift.

Whether it is Fried Shrimp or Here, feel my boob.  You’ve managed to break the ice.  The relationship is no longer stagnant, it is no longer painful, and it is moving forward.  With every conversation and telling of your story you take a step toward accepting your status as a survivor and forgiving the bitches that betrayed you.